刀剑魔药2 外服玩家奇葩玩法心得总结 老司机语录
Dear diary: Customer comes in looking for a sword to fight off a dragon. I managed to convince him that a flute is what he needed. Today was a successful day. ——lazyness_net
日记：顾客要去杀龙，来找我买把剑。我设法说服了他让他买走了一把长笛。离走向人生巅峰，迎娶白富美又近了一步。(●´ω`●)φ
I'd like to be able to say "Here take this very expensive ring on your quest. But if you break it I'm going to break your legs..." ——thedesigner21
如果可以的话我想说“拿着这个超贵的戒指去做任务吧！但是如果你把它搞坏了我就要打断你的腿……”
for the 900000000000 time, i dont sell iron bracers or small bows anymore. we sell non-crappy items here
这是900000000000次了，我不卖铁护腕或短弓了。我们这不卖屎！(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
sometimes i wish i could just close my shop for a day to be able to make some items and keep up with the rush. ——Cleu1
我tm在刀剑魔药里工作效率这么高，啥时候上班也能这效率多好~
Protip to new players: Building more than 1 Wood Bin, Iron Bin, etc. for holding resources is DEFINITELY a smart idea. When you have 10 of each resource to hold instead of 5, deceptively you can go an EXTREMELY longer time before you run out, since they recharge in real-time and will partially replenish (moreso with higher max counts) while you're using them up. Just make sure your shop size can hold the extra structures! Expanding 4 times ASAP helps tremendously with that. ——schwazala
新手小建议：多造俩木头堆，铁矿堆啥的挺好的。。巴拉巴拉巴拉。。
cusomter "i broke this on my last quest" me: (thinking) How do you break healing herbs so they arent usefull anymore??? ——Desalzes
雇佣兵：“上个任务我把草药给弄坏了(｡・`ω´･)” “你tm就说你吃了得了呗”
Customer: Why do I even bother? Shopkeeper: I ask myself that same question every time you walk in... ——Koibones
顾客：“我为啥天天上你这买东西”“我tm也琢磨呢。。”
"Oh, what a cute shop! There are a worker, a carpenter and a bladesmith inside. Oh, I know, I totally should ask them for a magical scroll, and if they don't have one because, you know, there is NO frigging magic user in the staff, I'll just storm out yelling 'But you're ALWAYS out of stock!', seems like a totally legit and sound reaction to have." I guess the "consumers are dicks" part of owning a shop is almost perfectly rendered. —— Thouny
“矮油，这家店看起来真棒！(●'◡'●)ﾉ♥有一个工人，一个木匠一个铁匠在里面~嘿嘿。。我就去找他们买魔法卷轴，他们要是没有。。废话。。当然没有。。里面没有附魔师。。然后我就朝他们大喊：‘你们tm啥都没有！我真是日了狗！’恩恩。。就这么办。。”
大家有没有觉得那些来买东西的顾客都是哔哔
"That's exactly what I had in mind." No. It wasn't. But I'm glad you think so. —— Dekmar
（店里没货，说服顾客买了其他东西之后）顾客：“这正是我想要的东西” 不，这不是，但是我很高兴你这么想。。(*´∇`*)
those engineers are annoying:let's ask this druid if he has a pistol;you're always out of livable
——Pispetineba
工程师生气中：“我去问问那个德鲁伊，这回他造没造出来火枪;老是缺货。。我真是日了狗。。”
druid makes oaken staff in THE KETTLE! my brain exploded x_X ——Azwerg
德鲁伊用锅做法杖！我tm看的脑浆都射出来了
Customer: Yes, I want a gun. Keeper: Sorry, I can't afford to hire a tinkerer. I have this club. It's a lot cheaper than a gun. Customer: You never have anything >=The Next Day= Customer: Yes, I want a gun. Keeper: It's been one day and you didn't buy anything yesterday. Nothing has changed since yesterday. I still have this club. It's a lot cheaper than a gun. Customer: I'll be unstoppable with this! Keeper: I wish I had a gun... ——Koibones
顾客：“你好！ 我要一把枪” 我：“我没钱雇造枪的发明家，我这有挺多东西比枪便宜的”顾客：“你tm啥都没有”第二天，顾客：“你好！我要一把枪”我：“我仍然没钱雇造枪的发明家，我的店就这些东西，这也有挺多东西，你看看别的?”顾客：“我是不可阻挡的！！我tm就要枪！！”≖‿≖✧
Customers need brain transplants. If my shop is filled with disaplays for Herbs, Poitions, Scrolls, and clothing... don't come in and ask to buy a shiny new sword. I cannot recall the last time I walked into a clothing store and asked to buy a cheeseburger. ——Gorantoth
顾客都是脑残，如果我店里摆的都是草药和衣服。。别tm进来问我买“一把闪闪放光的剑”！反正我是不记得我上次去耐克店里买巨无霸是啥时候了。。
Came to the shop for an antidote, went home with a 27k flute and an empty wallet. ——namorufa
来商店买解毒药，带着空钱包和一个2700的长笛回家 _(:3 」∠)_
75% chance to buy my ass. —— MalignantMind
他有75%的概率买坨屎回家。。
Customer: I need a hat. Me: Jedi mind trick! These are the items you're looking for... *hands over sandals. Customer: This was exactly what I had in mind! *puts sandals on head and paysup. ——RedeemedWahrior
顾客：“来顶帽子吧~” 我想了一想,“你要的应该是这个”给了他一个凉鞋 顾客：“奥对对，这正是我想要的！”把凉鞋套在了头上并把钱付了(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)
To destroy the most epic and indestructible armor just give it to a newb for five minutes ——braythering
把最牛x的武器和最坚不可摧的铠甲给了一个3级的雇佣兵穿上，他去做了个最低级任务，5分钟之后，装备都坏了。。他是被叫去喝茶了吧。。 ಥ_ಥ
Upgrade workstations early. You will be very glad later. —— elunsf2
早升级你的工作台，到游戏后期你会非常开森（沸腾海：不知道是不是真的。。我游戏里才30级。。）
"I'm gonna be unstopable with this" - Level 8 Guard buys a level 1 wooden club. Yeah, we're not gonna see that guy again... ——thedesigner21
“我将无人能挡” - 一个8级的守卫买了一个一级的木盾之后说着。 好吧，我想我们应该不会再次见到他了。。╮(╯▽╰)╭
thank god for me all my customers have exactly the same shoe size. ——superchinny
谢天谢地我所有顾客鞋码都一样~
"You call this a shop?". No! I call this a factory! ——catpaw
你管这个叫的商店?这tm是一个工厂！
customer came in, asked for antidote to heal friend, convinced him that a poison blade was better. nice friend ——swordfish1swordfish1
一个顾客的朋友中毒了，来我的商店买解毒药，我说服了他买了把涂满了毒药的匕首 “奥~好朋友，一辈子”
You know if i sell a knife to a thief i feel kinda guilty for the person who's gonna be on the other end of it ——dlarose
如果我卖给了盗贼一把匕首，我心里会忐忑不安的想，这把匕首会指向哪个无辜的人 (´･ω･`) （这个应该是个萌萌的妹子）
Customer: I found money under my bed so naturally I came in to buy this. *Buys Spiked Boots worth $4700* I wish I could find that kind of money under my bed!! ——yoshi623
顾客：“我在床底下找到了一些零钱，我的第一反应就是来你这里买我想要的东西” *买尖顶靴要4700块钱* 我希望我也能在我的床底下找到这些“零钱”！